"If I were Queen"
Kirk likes to play a little game called "If I were King". He created it, and I'm adapting it in a feminine version - with me as the Queen.
Basically, its his (and my) opinion on how much better life would be if we ruled the world...at least in some little (and not very important) ways.
"If I were Queen I would decree
that all rolls of toilet paper
be correctly inserted into their dispensers."
Many of you have been improperly placing your toilet paper with the "tongue" facing inward. This is wrong. It is inefficient, and ugly. Please view the illustrations below for the correct placement.
Hey, I'm just trying to make life easier for all of us, and I'm going to start with your toilet paper!
Which way do you roll? Correctly, or incorrectly?